Ben loves a good what-the-frack-accessory now and then. And the twisted crew over at Harcos Laboratories obliges with their simply red invention of the Blood Energy Potion line.
The product packaging is also worth a hearty chuckle: “not for use with transfusions,” and “garlic free.” Ben especially likes the bloodied thumbprint and smiley vampire face on the back of the label.
Ben’s group used it for a recent DM fumble penalty. You heat it up in the microwave for 14 seconds-ish so you get the blood consistency. It tastes like a wacky and warm fruit punch but includes a bonus four-hour energy surge.
Go ahead and mix things up a little by tossing a bag of blood energy potion on your game table…who knows what will happen next